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New Story: Retaining Your Retainer ch. 1
The air is still and dull. This room has always been dull.
Or maybe Prince Alec is just bored.
Sitting upon his throne in its dedicated room, Prince Alec traces nonsensical patterns into the minimal layer of dust on the armrest. Today is the one day that he is free from overwhelming duties as the heir of the Lokary kingdom. He should be celebrated to the high heavens above. No sword lessons, no countless world-renowned tutors, and no mother badgering him about this or that.
But now Alec has to grapple with an emotion no royal should feel. Boredom, pure unadulterated boredom. A boredom so great that he thought he might turn into a puddle of nonsentient goo to escape its vices as he sunk further into his seat. With tremendous strength that a lesser man could not muster, he rolls his encumbered aquamarine eyes to the stoic figure standing to the left of Axel, then looks at the marbled ceiling.
"Hey."
"Yes, Your Highness?" The figure chirps back with robotic quickness.
"I'm bored," Alec drawls out. The figure continues looking straight ahead but responds,
"I am sorry to hear that, Your Highness. Perhaps you would like to engage in a simulation of sorts?" he inquires. Alec rises slightly from his slumped position; a flash of curiosity sweeps across his features. Suddenly, his gaze drops back onto the man standing firmly at his side, his personal guard.
Giving the head tilt of a curious puppy, Alec questions the man. "What do you have in mind?" His eyes scan over the guard's side profile. It is statuesque, every feature perfectly carved into clean angles.
"If Your Highness would like to play a game of chess or perhaps partake in an interesting book, I can go and grab it for you."
Alec thinks momentarily before nodding, a slight smirk growing on his face. Finally! Something is happening.
"Hrm. You're correct. Grab me a book, Andre." As if his name were a cue, he broke his concentrated stare from the wall ahead and examined Prince Alec.
"Of course. What book would you prefer, Your Highness?" Warm caramel-brown eyes study Alec, waiting for his response. The prince thinks momentarily, his eyes wandering slightly before locking his gaze onto Andre's again.
"Surprise me." He says, a smirk still lingering on his face. There was a tiny hint of mischievousness in his voice as he spoke.
Andre studies him for a second longer, seemingly pondering his choices, before giving a curt nod. "Of course, Your Highness. I will do my best." He turns forward and makes a beeline out of the throne room. He sits up straight on his throne again, crossing his arms as he waits for Andre to return with the book. Alec sends a smirk and unreceived eyebrow after him at the slight hesitation. That was unlike his guard. Andre typically had succinct response timing. However, his concerned eyebrow flattened as he thought about his guard, Andre, longer.
Oh, Andre, his guard Andre. A tall young man with an athletic build and muscles that laments the tale of a disciplined routine. His sepia brown skin harderned by his years of required guard school training. Long but neat, dark brunette strands framed a smooth, chiseled face. And those eyes. His eyes rivaled the expensive, deep golden honey curtains his mother, the Queen, insisted that the palace "Just so had to have!" last spring but quickly forgot as soon as a new, slightly lighter shade became the latest fad.
He often got lost in those eyes. They lured him in, and he unknowingly found himself stuck in their trap. Suddenly, the golden whirlpools were gliding towards him, and he needed to break the surface of the honey-colored goop and breathe in fresh air.
Andre stands before him, a book in hand. Prince Alec raises an eyebrow, slightly surprised that his guard has returned quickly in just three minutes. The library was at least a five-minute walk; had he run? Somehow, Alec doesn't put it past Andre. Dismissing the thought, he nods as he holds his hand out for the book.
"Thank you. Let's see what we have here, " he says as he takes the book from Andre. He briefly looks at the cover before opening it up to look at the pages. It doesn't seem like anything exciting. As if reading his mind, Andre comments, "I know it looks quite plain on the outside, but it's actually from my personal collection, which is why I returned so fast. I believe if you keep reading it, you will be quite intrigued."
A slight smirk reappears upon Alec's face as he ponders Andre's words momentarily. He looks down at the book again before lifting his head to gaze up at him again.
"What makes you think that? I haven't even looked at more than two pages yet." Alec remarks.
"I believe this is one of those times I'm inclined to say, 'Trust me.' Your Highness." A hint of a familiar and soft smile crosses Andre's softly sculpted features. There it was—a smile worth the Earth in gold—one he wanted to see every day that the heavenly beings above permitted another breath—the reason for his heart's unbearable suffering.
Putting on a farce of humoring the guard, Alec nods as he glances down at the book again. "Very well. I'll trust you this one time." He would trust him for a thousand lifetimes. Andre's smile grows ever so slightly.
Alec continues to read the book; at first, he feels it is boring and contrite. Why did Andre bring him this nap inducer? Until he happens upon one page that piques his interest. And suddenly, he cannot stop reading. Alec is wholly absorbed in the book, not registering anything around him. The story involves an action-filled thriller that starts slow but with a twist that addresses a deeper societal issue in a subverted manner. One of Alec's favorite genres. How had he not read this book before? He was right to trust Andre's intuition; the man knew him well.
As he reads the book, Alec faintly whispers the words in a few parts where the story is getting fascinating. It's almost like he's in a completely different world and wholly invested in this book. Then, the plot arrives at the cliche love confession that is necessary in each one of these books. Alec usually rolls his eyes at this plotline, but this one is different. It felt personal. It was a romance between the ruler of a small island and her right-hand man.
As he keeps reading, he occasionally glances up at Andre to see if he's there. Even though he's not even wholly paying attention to his surroundings, an air of nervous hope radiates from his body.
Was the book a deliberate choice? The couple's dynamic closely resembles their relationship—one of quiet banter and knowing smiles, a devout and quiet loyalty to the childish but firm ruler's safety. They were the same height, and both even had A-names. There was no world where this was not some sort of sign, right? Definitely not in a world with Andre, who is typically observant of the tiniest details, be it fighting techniques or literary prose.
"Is everything all right, Your Highness? Is the book to your liking?" Andre breaks his rapidly declining train of thought. Alec feels he is in a trance. He glances at Andre for a moment before nodding once more. He lets out a short exhale.
"Yeah. Actually, this book is quite… interesting." He glances down at the book but can't stop gazing back at Andre.
"Is something bothering Your Highness? Is it the book's subject matter?" Concern begins to seep across Andre's rich brown features.
Yes, it is, Alec thinks internally. But no, it couldn't be. "N-No. I'm fine," Prince Alec stammers out. He's being ridiculous. It is only a coincidence. He tries desperately to keep the conflicting thoughts from his face. However, his attempts fail as the concern spreads across his loyal guard's face.
"Your Highness, you're turning red. Are you sure you're feeling alright?" A calloused hand slowly reaches his forehead, "If I may approach..?"
Oh no, too close! "No — no. I'm fine. Why are you getting so close… to me?"
Andre's hand stops but hovers between them, watching Alec get even more flustered as he approaches him, the redness on his face growing more prominent by the second. "Because it is my duty not just to protect you, Your Highness, but also to ensure you are in good health. Should I fetch a doctor for you if you are not feeling well? Or perhaps a soup from the kitchen that should warm your soul?"
Damn, his sweet attentiveness. "N-no. I am completely fine, and I don't need a doctor, and I don't need a warm concoction either." Prince Alec assures, trying to sound stern and serious, but his flustered expression and stuttering made him sound like a kid caught in a lie.
"Well, if you're sure, Your Highness," Andre states tentatively, his knitted eyebrows portraying that he doesn't honestly believe the prince. He drops the subject and his hand and returns to his post beside the throne.
Damn that knitted brow he got whenever he worried over something. Why couldn't he stop being so damned "cute…"
"Excuse me, Your Highness? I don't mean to talk out of turn, but did you say cute?"
Oh, oops. Alec let a part of his thoughts slip through his lips. The prince stiffens up in surprise as Andre speaks, not expecting him to hear him speak. He glances at Andre, panic and embarrassment written all over Alec's face. He quickly tries to cover up the statement with a snarky yet sarcastic tone.
"What? I didn't say a single thing. You must be hearing things, that's all."
"Perhaps you are right, Your Highness." Andre's brows knit more, but he remains firmly at the prince's side.
After placing the book in his lap, the prince is lost in thought, gazing in Andre's direction but no longer paying attention to anything else around him. The embarrassment on his face hasn't gone away yet, no matter how hard he tries to wipe it away. He continues gazing in Andre's direction while still rambling quietly under his breath.
"Your Highness, I hate to keep bothering you, but if something is distressing you, please just tell me. I care about you—not just as your guard, but I believe so as a friend as well. If that is okay with you?" Andre places those caramel eyes on his body again, and his body feels it's on fire. Not from the stare, but that categorization. "A friend." Of course, it is just friendship. It always has been. The book was only a coincidence and couldn't be a confession.
But could it have been? His body continues to heat, and he can no longer stew in silence.
"Your Highness?"
"It's just… I've just been thinking of… something. It's nothing, it's just really embarrassing." As Andre's honey eyes plead with him, his heart starts to race, and his body feels covered with warm, fresh guilt.
"Please, you will never be embarrassed in my presence because I will never judge you, Your Highness. Go ahead, you can tell me."
That's it. Alec has to rip off the band-aid. He is a prince, for goodness sake. Why is he so worried about how this guard will respond? He is heir to the esteemed Lokary throne, for crying out loud. Anyone would be lucky to have him!
"I — ITHINKIHAVEFEELINGSFORYOU!" The Great Lokarian Prince blurts out. Whew! Got it off my chest, he thinks.
"Oh."
Ah, that's the reaction he was worried about.
#fiona writes#writers on tumblr#retaining your retainer#writing#fiction#fantasy#gay#mxm#mlm#romance#princexguard#new story
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I cannot express enough that if your reaction, as a hobby artist, to not getting that many notes on your art is to say "maybe I should just stop doing art altogether" you need to stop posting art to tumblr
not necessarily forever, not even for long, but just stop putting your art on here and start doing it for you again, remember why you enjoyed doing art in the first place and stop relying on the attention of faceless people on the internet for your enjoyment of your hard work
believe me, I get it, nothing crushes the artistic soul quite like labouring for hours on a piece only for it to get like 10 notes, so you need to find your own source of joy in the act of creation and a lot of the time that means making art and not showing it to anybody
#not art#listen#for real#this is not about any one person because i've seen posts about it from a bunch of people#you think i post everything here? buddy i dont even post half my stuff here#every drawing you see is preceded by five more just like it#that never see my cursor close to the save button#i have a sketchbook i draw in regularly that i do'nt show to a single goddam person#i make cutout art from gels i steal from work and stick them to my windows and do paintings in my living room just for me#because that it the only way you are ever going to be able to retain your original love of art#is by doing it for the sake of doing it#not for the sake of seeing how many people stop and stare#anyways i'm sorry if this sounds terse#but i'm so sick of seeing artists put all their self-esteem and happiness in the hands of a blogging website#stop selling yourself short by measuring your self worth by how many reblogs you get and what people say in the tags#your artistry and your happiness are worth more than that#if you're an artist for a living that's another story#but even then#even then#anyways sorry i'm done ranting
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I want it....
#here I am once again to spout the heartless sora agenda#imagine retaining most of your memories but still having the instinct to eat hearts#and you can't seperate longing and hunger in your mind#anyways enjoy my insanity#sora#riku#soriku#kingdom hearts#heartless sora#heartless sora is the best thing ever#heartless
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Reincarnation AU but it's not Danny
So! In basically every single Reincarnation AU I've seen, it's always Danny who gets reincarnated as a DC character. Sometimes it's Jazz, other times it's his Friends, but it never really strays from them. And I think we've been ignoring some people...
The Ancients! Danny is always reincarnated as a "Vacation" from his Ghost King Duties, so why not give the same courtesy to the other Ancients?
Specifically, Fright Knight.
Fright Knight has been a loyal servant and Knight of his Master for Millenia. Ever since he first formed as the Autumn Spirit, the Embodiment of Fear, the Fright Knight, he had declared his Servitude to the Ghost King, whomever it may be at the time. And he stayed in that position, through the passing of the Crown, through the Violent Coups, through every single Ghost King who had taken to the mantle. He was their Loyal Knight. Never Wavering. Never leaving their side.
Until Pariah Dark, but that situation was different. No previous King had even tried to take the human world before.
Thankfully, Pariah had only taken the Throne for a mere 5000 years, so he had not had to put up with him for long, and much of that time was with him stuck in his Coffin. That was the first time Fright Knight had ever left his Masters Side.
Then, that insolent Halfa he had met before came into the picture and Fright Knight had a new master.
King Phantom was...different.
Perhaps it was his remaining Humanity poking through? Or was it was the influence of the Human Realm that he still regularly visited? Or maybe he was simply just a Good Person, and there was no deeper meaning behind it?
Either way, Fright Knight noticed that he cared for his subjects in a far deeper manner than any previous king had. He had personal connections with as many Ghosts as he could, and often called the Ghosts he ruled his, Friends. It warmed his Long Frozen Core to see a King valuing his Subjects as much as he did.
He did not realize that the kindness Phantom extended to his people, also extended to himself.
One day, Phantom had been discussing his Human Life with some of his friends. Not his First Life, but his most recent Vacation. Over the Eons since he had taken the Throne, Phantom had been encouraged to take a Vacation every once in a while. It was not healthy for a Ghost to work non-stop like he did, especially for a Halfa.
It was not an uncommon practice in the Realms, many would take a break from the Endlessness of Death to embrace Life once more through Reincarnation. Although, many were too weak to retain their memories upon their second Forming. Mostly, it was Ancients or Kings who would use this as a Vacation, rather than a New Beginning.
There came a break in the conversation, and King Phantom turned his attention to his Knight. "Frighty, when was the last time you Reincarnated? Pandora did so recently, and it got me thinking."
"I have not taken leave of my post for thr Eons since my Forming, My Lord" Replied the Knight with Pride.
"What? You haven't taken a Break since you formed!? Frighty! That's not Healthy!" Exclaimed his King.
This lead to a whole conversation about how unhealthy his lifestyle was, which was another quirk of his Master. He cared for his Sunjects beyond their happiness.
"Fright Knight, as your King and as your Friend, I implore you to take a Vacation. It doesn't have to be forever, just a simple Human Lifespan, but please take a break, for your own Good."
And how could he refuse a request like that? One based in the kindness that his Majesty always showed his Subjects.
It took a few more years to finally iron out the plan for his Vacation, but what are a few years in the face of Eternity?
Finally, it came time to take his leave to the Mortal Realm, and to Life itself.
"Farewell, my Leige." Bowed Fright Knight, "I thank you for this opportunity."
"There's no need to thank me. Now go, and have fun, My Dark Knight."
...
That day, in Gotham General Hospital, a baby was born.
"What will you name him?" Asked the Doctor.
"I think I'll call him..." Began the need Mother, "...Bruce. Bruce Wayne."
#Dpxdc#Dp x dc#Dcxdp#Dc x dl#Danny Phantom#Dc#Dcu#Fright Knight is Bruce Wayne#Fright Knight is Batman#Reincarnation is seen as a new beginning for many because you don't retain your memories when you die again#But for Ghosts who are strong enough they can recall their memories once they die again#And they treat it like a Vacation#Pandora also decided to Reincarnate#She became Diana#Pandora is Wonder Woman#Idk who else to include?#Who would be a good fit for Superman?#Fright Knight has a Shadow Core#Not really relevant but I just wanted to throw that out there#Also Bruce has very limited access to his Powers but doesn't realize it#His kids always wonder how he is so good at sneaking especially without a Meta Gene#Except for Cass#She is Better in general#Is she also a Reincarnation?#Idk but it's a fun thought
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A witch of the Naig-Troibadnnas (Yellowtail river valley) people, resting and enjoying a smoke of the mild stimulant brolge leaf on a hot summer day.
Witches are a small part of the everyday cultural framework among the Hill Tribes. They are individuals considered born possessed by a virgranul, a type of disembodied wild spirit that seeks to inhabit human flesh, either entering the body at the moment of conception, or entering the body at the moment of death. The latter is a dire circumstance that requires significant intercession to fix (the dead body may wander off without rites, leaving the person's soul trapped and liable to warp into the dangerous fuldaigh spirit), while the former circumstance is what causes a person to be born a witch.
In the case of those afflicted in the womb, possession by virgranul is lifelong, and is both a curse and blessing- it divides and isolates them from the human world and causes other wild spirits (both benevolent and malicious) to be perpetually drawn to them, but also allows for them to be attuned to the subtleties of spirits, and able to work magic and divination that the everyday person is incapable of.
Witches are usually recognized from a young age due to marked behavioral differences or atypical development, though are sometimes simply identified as such without obvious behavioral indications, by other witches having read signs of their coming. Their occurrence is not frequent, usually once in a generation for any given tribe. An identified witch child will be taken from their family (the timing varies by tradition, though is usually upon puberty) and into mentorship by an established witch, who will impart their accumulated knowledge and skill and teach the child how to best harness their condition.
One can be a witch regardless of their gender, with the only commonality being that they must remain unmarried, and are expected to never have children (deemed too dangerous, unavoidably placing a child in the path of potentially harmful wild spirits). With no spouses or children to support them in holding a household and herds, witches are instead supported by their communities as means of payment for their services. They typically live in semi-isolation in the boundaries between the village and wilderness (a reflection of their own division between the world of people and of wild spirits, and a protective measure for their communities), and will periodically be brought needed supplies. They do not commonly enter villages unless summoned, or for the sake of certain holidays and festivals, and live most of their lives in seclusion aside from any given mentee (who will in turn care for their mentor in old age).
The societal function of witches is as intermediaries between people and their ancestors, people and wild spirits, and as especially skilled performers of practical magic (most commonly weaving protective spells into worn items, such as clothing or the nose rings of cattle). Forms of practical magic and intercession with ancestors and spirits are performed by all members of society, but a witch has intimate, detailed knowledge of such things and tremendous natural skill that makes them an invaluable asset.
Witches personally discern the identities of the spirits living in any given area and will attempt to familiarize themselves with them, learning in depth about their ways, giving warnings of where the particularly dangerous (or mischievous) ones are, and giving recommendations on which will be receptive to offerings in return for boons. When a village needs to commune with a particularly powerful or dangerous spirit (such as a wildfolk witch), they will commonly send their own witch as an intermediary.
They are ascribed have the ability to directly summon ancestors (who otherwise come and go of their own volition, and rarely ever deign to come at the call of one who is not their descendant). This is of great use when a person finds themselves punished by their ancestors with no certainty as to why, or cases where an orphaned child's ancestry must be identified to gain them proper spiritual support.
They are also regarded as having innate qualities of divination, particularly in reading birdsign (itself generally acknowledged as communication from ancestors, and occasionally gods). The average person has basic knowledge in reading omens of birds and a learned repertoire of key signs, but a witch can divine the messages of birdsign in immense and specific detail, through a vast knowledge system of the meanings of the species, sex, flight direction, gaze, prey, number, and songs of birds. It is common for people to approach a witch for a reading of the skies before undertaking a significant venture or life change, in order to receive detailed and specific advice.
Witches are always literate (and will be taught to read and write by their mentor if they cannot already) and will record their repositories of knowledge in tomes. These are items of absolute secrecy and taboo for a non-witch to touch (the consequences can be severe, you really don't want a witch ancestor-spirit upset with you). Witches can often become competitive about the knowledge stored in these tomes and are known to organize heists amongst themselves in order to gain access to each other's secrets. Most people avoid getting themselves entangled into the complicated rivalries of witches, as these competitions can get ugly and result in many a petty curse if one gains a witch's ire.
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The only visual cue distinguishing this man as a witch is the tattoos on his forearms, otherwise usually regarded as inappropriate to mark in the contemporary Hill Tribes cultural sphere (the face, upper arms, and sternum is reserved for important clan/tribe/ancestry identification, hands and forearms are reserved for witches, and the rest of the body is appropriate for decoration). These unique forearm tattoos indicate his ancestral connection with a lineage of witches, not blood ancestry but rather the generations of mentors that have produced him. The lines extending down to his fingers are the newest, indicating that he has fully mentored another witch and gained a place in this ancestral line.
The rest of the tattoos here are tribe and blood ancestry identifiers (on the face and upper arms respectively, worn by all members of society), and purely decorative imagery (visible here is a deer, horse, eagle, and a dragon). He also has a snake on his forearm, applied decades ago in an act of youthful rebellion, which has since gotten in the way of critical open skin space.
His clothing is otherwise typical wear for warm seasonal conditions- a man's wool shawl and woven belt, short trousers, decorative deer hide (distinct to the Naig-Troibadnnas), and sandals (these are imported Wardi style sandals, which have been modified with preferred elevated heels). The horn shaped torc on his forearm identifies him as an esteemed elder.
#I think I mentioned the witch tradition by implication in a couple posts but it hasn't come up directly#Witches here are very frequently going to be autistic or having other developmental disorders- with non neurotypical development#and behavior (though without marked intellectual disability) being seen as the impact of possession by virganul.#There's a parallel tradition of witches among the contemporary Finns (distant sibling cultural group to the Hill Tribes) but of MUCH#more core societal significance in which witch-kings are the central figures of power.#Both developed out of common ancestral traditions which diminished in centrality in the Highlands (witches going from clan#leaders to 'guy living on the outskirts of your village who you go to for magical assistance') and increased in centrality in Finns#(witches going from clan leaders to kings with magical powers granted by the gods)#You see a version of the historical predecessor for witches in the drawing of Kulyos and Bernike wrt his forearm tattoos#The proto-Hill Tribes would have regarded their chieftains as a type of witch and the tradition of marking the forearms would#have originally been exclusive to said chieftains. The societal centrality of witches has been lost but they retain traditions of#markings that would have originally identified them as leaders.#(That drawing is also a imaginative though and not just for the bird woman. He's wearing contemporary dress.)#hill tribes#\
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I was recently fortunate enough to win an auction for a piece of Wedding Peach merchandise I've been unsuccessfully trying to win online for years (at this point, literally decades) and it got me thinking about how lucky I am to not be starting my collection today.
Prices for all older, more obscure magical girl items have ballooned over the past ten years but Wedding Peach merchandise is definitely one of the worst offenders. It's not uncommon to see single manga volumes going for 10k yen, 20k yen or more for the picture books, and let's not even touch on the amount the toys go for (literally several thousand dollars a pop).
In an ideal world we'd have better access to the series itself at least (the Japanese release of the DVDs and manga, for example, are in high demand due to the manga being out of print for something like 28 years and the DVDs being a relatively limited run from 25 years ago). I understand it's unlikely that we'll be getting more fun toys or merchandise for the series, but it is truly bleak when people can't even access the series itself.
This isn't some lost media type thing, this is just capitalism and it solidifies why I feel a sense of duty to ruin my own collection in order to archive what I have. If my house burns down or washes away in a flood, I truly don't think I can restart my collection and have a fraction of what I have now ever again. It's too expensive and too time-consuming, I simply don't have another 25 years up my sleeve to dig through every possible website to try and find scraps of 90s Ciao magazine issues.
In that sense I feel like I should share what I have with others while I have the opportunity. Even if a teenager today falls for Wedding Peach like I did as a kid, they would need to be extremely wealthy to get these pieces together and I just don't think your ability to own the core of a series should come down to wealth alone.
Goodness knows I'm not wealthy and I had very little growing up, hence my collection took decades to get where it is now. I don't want people to have to endure all that just to see a picture book from 30 years ago or to see an obscure illustration from a Ciao paper bag given away for free in 1994.
The efforts of fans keep series like this alive long after most companies have dismissed their long term profitability (although I do see you Germany with your beautiful hardback manga editions and I thank you).
Not everyone wants to break down their collection for the benefit of others and I respect that (there are some things in my collection I don't want to pull apart either), but I appreciate the efforts of those who do and aspire to do better with my own archiving as I work to get Weddingpeach.net updated to celebrate 30 years of the manga series.
#personal#ramblings#OK was truly rambling there#pics are previews of some upcoming 1200 dpi scans#but archiving itself isn't just media files#it's sharing factual information like release dates and staff names#that can get pushed down in AI search results or largely ignored unless preserved#it's sharing your enjoyment of a series with others and what files you have#it's above all retaining passion for something long after profitability and general interest has waned#anime collecting#archiving and media preservation
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Waiter! more hiccup hcs please they way you draw him is phenomenal
you asked & i delivered 🫡 even more hiccup headcanons and stylization thoughts… with an extra helping of the haddocks!!! hiccup is a fun exercise in thinking how does a neurodivergent norse teenager save the world. astrid’s line in DoB’s episode ‘fright of passage’ still sticks with me. paraphrasing a bit, it’s something like this:
ASTRID: come ON hiccup. don’t tell me you haven’t been dreaming about going after the Flightmare — learning about it, riding it, training it… HICCUP: i don’t spend all my time thinking about dragons! ASTRID: are you seriously saying that to me with a straight face right now?
Like why did you clock him like that .
#mochis mumbles#my art#art#httyd#how to train your dragon#hiccup horrendous haddock iii#hiccup haddock#valka haddock#stoick the vast#stoick haddock#this is the first young hiccup ive drawn that im suitably pleased with#also note that hiccup is scrawny enough that he’s got a pretty bony back#to me a core part of his character is that he is a hiccup!! a ‘runt of the litter’#even as he gets older he still has to retain some of that runtiness… that desire to prove himself to the world#edit: fixed the formatting on the indentation!!!#I wish i knew why it kept messing up on mobile :(
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#final fantasy xvi#square took notes on ffxv and said okay here's your gay prince and retainer#they should have also taken notes on how much we liked the party banter :(#dion lesage#terence ffxvi#sir terence#ffedit#ffxviedit#ffgraphics#gamingedit#videogamemen#dailygaming#lgbtedit#gif#ffxvi spoilers
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day 4 of Dimivain Week: Roleswap
#dimivain week 2023#dimivain#imagining dimitri as a very nagging kind of retainer to sylvains aloof prince#your highness youve missed class too many times this week#your highness dont slouch at the table#your highness is this guy bothering you may i maim him into bloody shreds
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I know this isn’t how Mind Flayers work but imagine (I guess they’d explode out of your head chest burster style, or something???)
-Please do not reupload, edit, or use without proper credit or linking back. Ask first.-
#mind flayer#illithid#bg3#dnd#baldurs gate 3#baldur’s gate 3#unless your tadpoles were super special that retained your sense of self even in this case#can you imagine if your tav turned and you were suddenly just the most powerful baby ever#bg3 spoilers#in the tags
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thigh riding Moth- I mean thigh riding moth i mean- thigh riding moth i mean-
ill go ahead and see myself out 🫡
✦゜ANSWERED: heh heh horf >:3 NSFW under the cut!!
"You make the cutest sounds." Their breath is hot against your ear as one of Moth's hands rests against your hip to guide your movements. "I could listen to you aaaall day."
Their words do little to soothe the ache slowly building up inside you — unlike the pleasure you got from grinding yourself against the material of their jeans. But just when it starts to feel good, Moth tauntingly pulls away with a teasing grin on their face.
"What do you need?" As if wanting to feel more of you, Moth pulls you closer to their chest and rests their forehead on your shoulder. "Less touching? More friction?"
A breathy 'please' leaves your lips as you shamelessly grind against your partner's thigh, though they make no attempt to help soothe your ache. Instead, Moth peers up at you with a soft smile and a glint in their eyes.
"Actually... I dunno, love bug. You did interrupt my plans for the evening with your neediness..." Despite their bluff, Moth's tone showed no signs of malice or disappointment. You knew they were only teasing — and had you not been so preoccupied with chasing that high yourself — you surely would've quipped back with a bratty retort of your own.
But alas, you could do little but be at the mercy of Moth's guiding touch as they lean back in their gamer chair to watch you come undone.
"I mean, I was looking forward to reading more about Navier and Heinley tonight... Buuuut someone decided to crawl into my lap and turn my phone off instead." One of Moth's hands glides along your backside in a soothing manner before they finally angle their knee upwards to give you more surface to rut against. "How could I say no to something so tempting?"
Moth's other hand slides up and down your bare thigh as their soft lips brush against the shell of your ear, sending a chill down your spine. Their hand slowly inches closer and closer to the place you needed the most before—
"How about we make a deal, then? If you can keep still until I finish this chapter, then I'll let you cum on my fingers instead."
#Moth the type to call you dude while they're [revoked text] inside your [retained information] :3c#💌 — answered.#💖 — 14 days with queue.#🔞 — woohoo zone.#💖 — about moth.#💜 — blog canon.#🖤 — sai writes.#z-shalltear
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with the release of a certain bird adeptus approaching i cannot stop thinking about Foul Legacy befriending an adeptus
you're one of the younger adepti, a solitary, curious bird hidden away in some distant mountain that rarely ever receives visitors, even from the most determined of humans- most mortals are unaware of your existence entirely, but you don't particularly mind. you've never been one to demand worship and total respect, even if living alone on your little mountain can get very quiet from time to time. Cloud Retainer- or Xianyun as she's going by nowadays- and her two daughters occasionally visit, but that's all the traffic your home ever receives. it's fine- you're content tending to your garden and practicing your magic and making little packets of herbs for Xianyun to distribute amongst your fellow adepti.
you're fine. you're not lonely at all.
the other adepti have told you bits and rumors about the ground splitting open, leaking dark, stellar energy from its roots, but you don't quite believe them until you get to witness it for yourself, wings flapping open in surprise when there's a crack and a rumble and suddenly a beast twice your height emerges from the earth- your plants are utterly ruined, and you let out a cry of despair. the monster shakes its head to dislodge the dust and dirt, before turning its one-eyed gaze towards you- but it doesn't attack or even act threatening in the slightest, merely approaching slowly and sniffing the air around you. it suddenly notices the plants and the distressed look in your eyes, and the beast sits back on its haunches, letting out a low, apologetic whine. you're not a vengeful adeptus, though, and silently allow the creature to stay as you tidy up the garden.
his name, as you learn, is Foul Legacy.
in a way you're both oddities, him with his Abyssal traits and you with your incomplete human disguise, feathers standing out on your cheeks and a tiny pair of wings still on your back- it's one of the main reasons you don't venture into the city, along with your hatred of large crowds. one day of company turns to two, then to three, then a week and a month until Foul Legacy is essentially living with you, following you around and helping you with your daily chores. needless to say Xianyun is... not happy when she finds out, but she begrudgingly allows it, saying something along the lines of "one's third child needs to make more friends anyways". and when the eventual time comes that Foul Legacy does depart, he leaves you with a lick on your cheek and a purr, his way of promising to see you again.
so it's by no coincidence when you finally perfect your shapeshifting skills and step foot into the Harbor for the first time, that you meet a man with ginger hair and a playful grin that you've never seen before, but looks so familiar all the same
#genshin impact#childe#tartaglia#gi ajax#foul legacy#foul legacy childe#genshin tartagalia#genshin childe#genshin tartaglia#genshin x reader#childe x reader#FOUL LEGACY SNUGGLES WITH YOUR BIRD FORM TOO#he'll always be bigger than you no matter what so usually you nestle down on top of him#MAKING NESTS TOGETHER BY THE WAY#A BIRD ADEPTUS AND AN ABYSS BEAST TOGETHER WILL MAKE THE BEST NEST IMAGINABLE#he really likes your little wings in your human guise though#they flutter and poof up according to your emotions#and yes cloud retainer does think of you as her third kid#ganyu and shenhe are your honorary sisters#aaaa i have adeptus brainrot#short scenario#wifi's brainrot
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Doodles while trying to learn how things work. Also Berk buildings!
#yay#hiccup#httyd#berk#how to train your dragon#doodle skadoodle#hijack save me save me hijack#frostcup#hijack#me: this is an art study.#me: okay now make it into something you enjoy to retain it#jack frost
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for the record your mom's first cousin isn't your aunt, she's your first cousin once removed. her kids are your second cousins.
your aunts are your parents' sisters, or the wives of your parents' siblings.
english doesn't make much distinction between the paternal and maternal relations and is weirdly inconsistent about how relations-by-marriage work, but it's got a nice precise numerical coordinate system for the consanguinity of cousins. it's all based on nearest shared ancestor; very scientific; you can tell genealogists got involved.
unfortunately as a result hardly anybody understands how to apply it.
#hoc est meum#replying to tags on a reblog from me alkfdsalk#didn't want to inflict that on the post op#the mother of your cousin once removed#is a great-aunt#assuming no half-siblings your great-aunt's parents are your great-grandparents#and her sibling is your grandparent#and she's your mother's aunt#aunt and uncle status requires a very specific type of diagonal relationship#you retain aunt privileges in a direct generational chain downward along the nibling's line#but your heirs don't inherit that; they are cousins
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birthday 🎉
#leo#leo fire emblem#fire emblem#fire emblem fates#fe fates#when you want your birthday to be lowkey but your family and retainers say no#elise stuck the hat to his headband :)#happy birthday leo fire emblem i love you#working through the burnout just for you....#no one can stop me from drawing him with eyelashes not even you#those of you who have been with me for a while know that leo wasn't my first fates love... but i still fell#and i'm still on the ground.........eight years later#ok! reminder that this is a judgement-free zone!#and with that being said i'm gonna run away now sdfhkjd#my art
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Chance encounters in Costa del Sol.
#ffxiv#sketch#zenos yae galvus#meteor survivor#titus yae galvus#arrecina wir galvus#oc#tsukiko date#camilla lunae#imagine trying to get drinks at the bar only to look over and see your presumed dead great uncle/great nephew standing right next to you#meteor- five seconds away from a heart attack looking over at titus#that moment when youre the spitting image of your father and the warrior of light was *not* aware of that fact#the galvus' are not allowed to have normal vacations#or... well retirement in Titus' case#I am simply here to draw the unaccounted for garlean royals lmao#eventually i'll draw zenos' half sibling(s?) and varis' retainers annia and julia out of their armor#but for now you guys just get to see my silly bullshit of sixty something y/o titus deciding that with nerva gone he's just gonna retire#mans is done with it#im probably gonna end up writing him as the legatus of the 8th- and probably a machinist that eventually becomes a gunbreaker#after lucius passes this man is over all of it#no nonsense machine commanding leader ect ect.#probably dual wielding the gunblade with an actual gun tbh lol#old man doesnt look like wrinkly solus because he spent his life taking care of himself to deal with just... the galvus family in general#dont let the strands deceive you all his grey hair is hidden under the rest of it all lmao#the galvus family brain rot continues and its not going to let me go v-v#(also dont mind meteor teasing tsu for hiding in his shade she does this a lot)
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